Colloquial Splurge: Public restrooms and my neuroticisms.

I use paper towels to open bathroom doors and turn on and off the sinks. One time I was at the DMV and there were no paper towels, only a hand dryer. I went to my plan B of using toilet paper, but there were none! Then I went to plan C (the toilet seat protector), but there was none there either! I was trapped in a bathroom where hundreds of people who didn't wash their hands used that door handle. I finally used my shirt to open it, but felt so dirty I went straight home and changed.